Happy and sad to report that the Majestic Dude Ranch just sold today to Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg for an undesclosed sum. Mark plans on using the ranch as a corporate retreat for his employees. "Ride by day, code by night" is the new Facebook corporate mission statement. I will now concentrate my efforts on making the major leagues this year. Wish you all the best and hope to see you soon at the ballpark. By the way today is April 1st...Never mind!